TALES FROM GRANDPA
Books For The Family
BIO
D. G. Varner is and lives a litle bit off center and enjoys. being nuts. D. G. has worked and lived on multiple Continents. giving him an unusual perspective on fe and shows. DG. writs for the family about sues without use of one word of profanity. We save that for the outdoor privy. SO, just lean back in your rocking chair witha child on your lp and read fo them. Have a great day today snd an even better one tomorrow! Just don’t explain to folks just WHY you have that silly grin on your face!
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The Spook Arrives
I was trying to come to grips with the loss of my family in a house I fire that had started in the furnace and burned to the ground in less than twenty minutes only the day before. Needing a place to live,
Candy
The old, badly pitted pocket watch didn't look like much as Bob picked it up. The first really strange about it was it was found out in the middle of Death Valley.
Joe Brady
I was trying to come to grips with the loss of my family in a house fire that had started in the furnace and burnt to the ground in less than twenty minutes the day before. Needing a place to live,
Callie & Dan
Little sisters are such a colossal pain in the butt,” the totally exhausted young man thought as he went into his room and fell on top of his bed and tried to go to sleep.
The Spook Arrives
I was trying to come to grips with the loss of my family in a house I fire that had started in the furnace and burned to the ground in less than twenty minutes only the day before. Needing a place to live, I took up temporary residence in the cheapest accommodations I could find. My new residence turned out to be a more than slightly rundown Motel 8 that needed an extensive paint job. Allin all, things
didn’t turn out to be so bad considering it was all I could find on such short notice. It had four walls, a door with a questionable lock, a television that made everyone look green, like they were on Saturn or maybe from Mars and some of the ugliest slime green shag carpet I had ever seen in my life. The cockroaches were rather interesting though. They were holding their own form of the Olympics by carrying a very fat, lazy tabby cat from wall to wall. Thad no idea of where the cat came from.
Callie & Dan
“Little sisters are such a colossal pain in the butt,” the totally exhausted young man thought as he went into his room and fell on top of his bed and tried to go to sleep. Dan was out like a light in seconds. His younger sister Mary snuck into his room half an hour later with a small tape recorder and set it up to record the sound of his snoring. Mary planned to use the tape to try and embar-rass her brother the next morning at breakfast and then later on at school. She had no idea of what might had worn him out so much that day and she really
didn’t care. Mary just wanted to have her fun. Mary didn’t care what or how much trouble or embarrassment it caused Dan either. After recording his snoring for ten minutes she heard a loud commotion downstairs. Shutting down the tape recorder she took it and left to see what was taking place downstairs.
Candy
The old, badly pitted pocket watch didn’t look like much as Bob picked it up. The first really strange about it was it was found out in the middle of Death Valley. There was nothing else around it to be found to explain how it got there in the first place. The outside was deeply pitted from being blown about in the sand. The man finding it stood looking around trying to figure out where it might have come from. He heard a noise coming up behind him. Not wanting to argue with anyone anymore over anything, he simply slipped the watch into his shirt pocket and buttoned it securely. Then he turned around to face the per-son calling his name and rapidly approaching. He signed heavily as he awaited
the coming onslaught.
Joe Barady
I was trying to come to grips with the loss of my family in a house fire that had started in the furnace and burnt to the ground in less than twenty minutes the day before. Needing a place to live, I took up temporary residence in the cheapest accommodations 1 could find. My new residence turned out to be a slightly run-down motel 8 that needed an extensive paint job. All in all, things didn’t turn out to be so bad considering it was all I could find on such short notice. It had four walls, a door with a questionable lock, a television that made everyone look green, like they were from Saturn and some of the ugliest lime green shag carpet I had ever seen. The cockroaches were interesting though. They were holding their own form of the Olympics by carrying a lazy tabby cat from wall to wall. The next thing I did was go to the nearest Wally World and buy several shirts, pants and some underwear. 1 opened the door to my pickup and tossed my new clothes across